The ant store
The Ant Store (Thunder Perfect Mind).
A man takes an apple and falls in the water while trying to
eat his apple with some ants in it......'Stupid ants', he
thinks and he tries to swim to a dark hole. Once he arrives,
he can breath again. 'Well, I'm clean again', he thinks. He did not take
a shower or bath for seven months. 'Where to go to now?', he asks
himself, without taking notice that there is a colony of huge
ants coming towards him. 'What's that smell? It cannot be me, I
did not eat anything for the last few days except for sugar'.
The priest didn't survive when the woman showed him her ... cat.
'Cause the cat screamed, like an old beardy mouth. The PRIEST had
to close the mouth. Not YOU?